17 January 2011

Hanging Posters

Some little gnome tore down all of my posters. It's true. Want to see? I'll show you. But first, let me tell you how I know.

I saw him.

It's true. I promise you. OK, so maybe I wasn't there, in person at least. But I was there in...spirit. I set up this awesome little motion detector camera thing. I had it aimed towards my posters. See, they fall down about every day, and I've always wondered why. I was going to find out.
So, I had this little camera set up, and I had my posters up, and then I left. I walked out the door and locked it behind me.
The next time I went to my room, sure enough the posters had fallen again. I got really excited then, and I ran to my camera and opened it. I was shocked to find that the video that had been made was only about a minute long. I sat on the floor and pushed play.

The short video was absolutely amazing. The door never opened, but a tiny, ugly, fat little man appeared near my posters. He cackled maniacally, and reached toward the first poster. Needless to say, he couldn't exactly reach it, but amazingly, it didn't seem to be a problem for him. His arm seemed to reach and reach, but it never seemed long. He tore the poster from the wall, and grinned evilly. His tiny red beard seemed to sparkle with an almost sinister glow, reflecting his smile. One after the other, he went around the room and tore down my posters, stomping defiantly over each of them as he moved to the next. When the last one fell, he turned and gazed around the room, stopping at the camera.
He winked, and then he was gone.

I couldn't believe my eyes at first. Then, I knew I had found something amazing. Still want to see? Come on, let me show you!

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